Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Kid funnies

Kate: "Mom, can you do me a favorite?"
Mom: "Sure babe. What?"
Kate: "Can I please have some water? And I want it fresh this time."

Kate dictionary: favorite = favor
fresh = with ice


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Jack: "Wook! A penis! A penis!"
Mom: "No Jack, tractors don't have penises. Only boys
have penises."

For the record, he did have the tractor turned upside down and was pointing to a plastic bump in between the two front wheels. At least he knew where it should be.


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2 comments:

Kelly said...

HAHA! LOVE your kids! ;)

Christina Schmidt said...

Heh! Kids are funny :)